Measure your success based on how much fun you're having.

My ducks may not all be in a row, but at least they're having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

Always say yes to a quick 30 min Rosé with your bestie because those 90 mins could be the best 6 hours of your life.

I didn't realize I was supposed to know how to do everything by my second rodeo. That's still a very low number of rodeos.