Measure your success based on how much fun you're having.

If a bagel can have everything, so can you.

Don't let anyone ever make you feel like a Pepsi. You are a crispy, ice-cold Diet Coke straight from the McDonald's fountain, poured over nugget ice. Know your worth.

I didn't realize I was supposed to know how to do everything by my second rodeo. That's still a very low number of rodeos.